i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
what have you done to my basket
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE
THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.
I’M GOING TO REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME NOW 5EVER